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Each week, InterWined.com pairs one great wine with one great meal and publishes the results along with the recipe in a little feature it likes to call ‘Blow the Bank’.

This week, ‘Blow the Bank’ brings you the cure for the summertime blues with Pork Burgers with Summer Salad and Honey-Glazed Parsnip Chips.

Pork Burgers with Summer Salad and Honey-Glazed Parsnip Chips

Each summer, people throughout the UK bet on how much or how little sun they’ll see. With the global economy is full slowdown and British politicians espousing the joys of holidaying in the UK as opposed to travelling to the US or the Continent, this year thus far has proven decidedly overcast. So when — and if — the sun shines, why not make the most of it with a good old burger and bottle of wine?

Pork PattiesCarrot SaladParsnip Chips

South African blogger, winemaker, and Web site Stormhoek officially launches launched its new Couture Rosé today a year ago today, August 15th, for sale exclusively at Threshers wine shops in the UK. And, as Peter May of the Pinotage Club, aka Pinotage.org noted it’s pretty risky “launching a wine…in one of the most miserable Julys on record, when sales of other hot weather items have plummeted” — especially one as gimmicky as Couture Rosé with its super stylish bottle and label, complete with cartoon and “freshness indicator”. The thing is, gimmick or no, this wine — if Threshers does its job — is going to sell (by the truckloads)!

Why? For one simple reason (Sublimelle take note!), this is a wine marketed to the most casual and easygoing of wine drinkers. The bottle reveals nothing of interest for the connoisseur. Outside of disclosing the year of production and the alcohol content (12% if you were curious), it says nothing about the grape varieties, percentages, and growing region (hell, you’d have to know that Stormhoek is a South African wine company to even know the country of origin). Instead, the bottle screams the tagline “Best Served on Ice”. Could anything be a surer sign that this wine is probably not produced with the finest grapes available? Yes, it could have no particular smell, like this wine. If nothing else, it must surely account for the wine’s unbelievably sugary flavour, mustn’t it?

Yet, for all of these things and the great many style points that it share with Bill Rolfe’s Pink Elephant, this is a wine designed for sunny days and simple pleasures (if slightly pretentious ones — the kind you’d see on a Channel 4cooking programme’s picnic or beach episode, all soft focus, smiles, and precocious children under 10 prancing about in and out of shot). And, why not? We deserve it, Britain, what with the spectre of negative equity, record foreclosures, global recession, and the veritable threat of another series of Celebrity Big Brother lurking around the corner. So what better way to give in than with a bottle of Stormhoek’s Couture Rosé 2007 (12%) and InterWined’s Own Pork Burgers with Summer Salad and Honey-Glazed Parsnip Chips?

The two are perfect partners: the high sugar, sweet taste of the undefined Rosé pairing brilliantly with the honeyed parsnip chips as well as soft, milder flavour of the pork burger and summer salad. In pairing wines with food, sweet foods prefer sweet wines. Now, this wine isn’t sweet in the sense of desert wine sweetness, it probably wouldn’t brilliantly with a pudding or desert. Instead, it sweetness is sugary — like a pixie stick. Also, because the pork mince used is quite lean and not terribly fatty, it doesn’t struggle or overpower the wine. It doesn’t require anything tannic the way that a beef or lamb burger would do.

Granted, all of the above, sounds pretty insulting — especially the pixie stick remark. However, like pixie sticks, it has its place. It’s fun. It’s throw away. It’s vaguely reminiscent of Kool Aid. It’s also pretty perfect for summer. But too much of it will probably make you sick. 7.7 points in summer with food; much, much less in winter, like 5.

InterWined’s Own Recipe in Full

Pork Burgers with Summer Salad and Honey-Glazed Parsnip Chips

Ingredients:

1 packet lean pork mince
Breadcrumbs/cracker crumbs
1 egg
Sea salt
Cracked black pepper
Bread rolls

1-2 carrots, peeled and grated
1-2 handfuls of flat leaf parsley, finely chopped
½ lemon, squeezed
2 garlic cloves, peeled and grated
Olive oil to drizzle
1-2 tsp cumin

Parsnips, peeled and sliced into matchsticks (approximately 2-3 parsnips per person)
Squeeze of Australian honey or other

Preparation:
1. Combine the pork mince, breadcrumbs, and egg in a mixer or food processor
2. Once combined, shape the mixture into pork patties
3. Cover with cracked pepper and salt and set aside in the refrigerator to chill for approximately 30-40 minutes
4. Place the parsnip matchsticks in a bowl and coat with olive oil and honey; transfer to a baking tray covered with greaseproof paper and cook in pre-heated oven at 200°C for 30-40 minutes
5. In a salad bowl, mix together the grated carrots, chopped parsley, grated garlic, lemon juice, cumin, and olive oil
6. Heat a skillet with olive oil; take the pork patties from the fridge; and cook on high for approximately 5 minutes on each side
7. Slice the bread rolls in half and place on the skillet to toast lightly
8. Once cooked, remove the matchsticks for the oven
9. To make the burgers, place the patties on the bread rolls followed by the carrots salad; stack the matchsticks in bundles next to each burger and serve

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Jacob
Jacob said: August 15th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Great recipe… think I’ll give the wine a skip, tho. Also liked the shout-out to Channel 4… which also played The Road to Guantanamo last night (on More4 tonight), which I’m in!

Peter May
Peter May said: August 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

I’m a bit puzzled.

Couture isn’t being launched today — it was launched in July last year.

And are you certain that it doesn’t show the origin of the wine? Suerly that is a legal requirement. Isn’t it all on the back label?

Admin
Admin said: August 16th, 2008 at 9:20 am

Hi Peter,

Thanks for the comments.

Well spotted. The Couture wine was officially launched with Threshers on 15 August 2007 not 2008.

As for the label, toward the lower middle of the back label after the cartoon, it does say Wine of the Western Cape, and, in very small print below that Wine of South Africa — thus satisfying its legal requirements.

My point was more that Stormhoek has chosen to shift the focus of the wine away from the country of origin, the grapes, and the growing region toward the label and the prominent tagline “Best Served On Ice”. To my mind, it’s a clever way of overcoming the poor quality of the wine.

Peter May
Peter May said: August 16th, 2008 at 10:26 am

The important thing about Couture is that it is pink and meant to be drunk over ice. Thats the marketing and I think that it knows the market it is aiming at, and they are not buying terroir. As for varietal mix that can change batch by batch, and so could the country it comes from.

Its a brand, like Blossom Hill, which is also positioning itself to vary the source of the grapes.

If you want a pink South African wine which does proclaim is source and terroir, look for the Delheim Pinotage Rose 2008 - Wine Soc have it. Family owned estate, they werethe first to make a pink Pinotage in 1973.

Jessie
Jessie said: December 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 am

organizing scrapbooking items…

I personally agree with your comments, but there will always be some people who may not feel the same….

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